Mel's Madness

This site is dedicated to anyone interested enough in my crazy life to check in from time to time. A complete account of my misadventures. Enjoy!

Friday, August 01, 2008

Brangelina Photos

Just took a poll and the question was:

Do you think the Brangelina baby pics are worth $11 million?

Well of course not! However, I am glad they donate the money. They're such a wonderful family...always doing good for others and giving so unselfishly.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Ruby


Continues to be the most adorable puppy!!!

She had a bath and a haircut this weekend and looks even spiffier than usual!

Lake Tahoe

We were skiing in Lake Tahoe the week before last. I'm convinced that while cold, it is the most beautiful place on earth. The resort was called Heavenly and more than lived up to its name. My new skis worked well, my legs did not...I twisted my knee a bit.

Also, I won the Jackpot on a penny slot machine--$2,598.40! Then we went over to the roulette table, Steve wanted to play, but he wouldn't place bets on the numbers I was calling. So I played, and won back all of his losses on one spin...lucky number 17!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Go Bears!


They're 12-2!!! Division Champs with homefield advantage through the playoffs!

Tank Johnson's still on the team.

7 (seven) pro-bowlers!!!

Ahh, all is right with the world!

Friday, November 24, 2006

Ruby Takes a Bath


Oh my goodness! We gave Ruby a bath the weekend before last and she looks like such a little rat! Poor thing was quiverring like a leaf on a windy day. Sweet Stevie was very good to her though, he warmed a towel in the oven so she could be toasty afterwards...

Well Behind...


I am so behind on my postings! I've had my RUBY for 2 months now, and there hasn't been a single mention of her anywhere on this site. Unbelievable!

Anyway, above is a picture of my darling little Ruby. She's a 4.2 lb. miniature schnoodle (min. schnauzer meets toy poodle).

I'm at work on this miserable day after Thanksgiving--I could be shopping!

Off to pick up lunch...yummy Pompei

More to come later.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

WTF, VS?!?!?!

So yesterday I went to Victoria's Secret to purchase black thigh highs with a lace band around the thigh...

The damn things cost $20. Well when I tried to put them on they ran right up the side! Ruined! $20 Fu@k!^g thigh highs ruined! And not even in the ripped off as an act of passion sort of way!

So I have to say...WTF? VS? WTF?!?!?!

What a rip off! And not even a fun one!

Something SMELLS like A$$...

Friday, August 11, 2006

A New Day

NEW QUESTIONS...

What I'm thinking today is that sometimes things are more easily left as-is, but not necessarily better left as-is.

Take relationships for example. You're happy, and things run smoothly, but there are questions, questions that are more easily avoided, so you avoid them. Is this healthy? Surely not! So why not ask them? I suppose it is mostly out of fear--of hearing the wrong answers, or maybe not even knowing what the right answers are...

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Voices


It seems as though the voices are resurfacing. Of course only one of them speaks english, so mostly I can ignore the others. It just gets so confusing at times.

With the resurfacing of the voices I fear the overwhelming feelings of hopelessness will not be far behind.

Explanations


Apparently, I have to explain my fashions too! The flower is in my headband because Steve picked it for me. I was tired of holding it, and feeling somewhat goofy so I stuck it in the middle of my head, under my headband.

I thought it was obvious, however, the only thing obvious here is that I was wrong!

Due to extreme boredum...


I'm actually creating a new post!

I spent the last week in Minnesota at Steve's parents. Overall it was a great trip! Of course I was terribly allergic the whole time. So now, due to excessive nose blowing my nose is red and somewhat chapped. Not sure why anyone would care to hear that, but it is the case.

Anyway, here is a picture taken at Blacks Grove Park. Later I'll provide a picture of me walking across the Mighty Mississippi at its start!


Oh, and maybe I'll try to add the movie of a baby cow being castrated! It was great! Ordinarily cows say Mooooo, during the castration process they actully scream Noooooo. Something everyone should experience.

Nothin' like farm livin'!

I'm excited though, who'd of thunk I'd score a killer tan while in Minnesota? I have more color now than I did after my trip to Mexico! Crazy, man, CRAZY!